Someone better show love to that ass or I will lose it

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Omg pet the damn dog already

"Where's my fucking tail asshole?!"

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It scritches the rear, or it gets the wiggle again

They don’t go to school, they don’t go to work, because they Twerk, Twerk, Twerk.

Is this dog real!? I could not get a damn thing done ever if I lived with this magnificent animal! Please give this dog, who is hopefully living its best life, the best of pats for me!

“Where is my tail, Summer?”

Same thing I do to my man when he's not paying enough attention to me