Man claims to be the first to get the Iphone 18 Pro in Australia

People care who bought the first mass produced phone that thousands will also buy 5 minutes after. Who gives a living shit about that?

Dystopian

"He's not the first idiot! I'm the first idiot!"

“I was the first to waste a ton of money on something barely upgraded from the previous version!”

Who fucking cares?

There's a photo of him being first in line. I wonder who completed the sale first? Gotta see the receipt time stamp

I don’t know man, he was the first man out of the store. You don’t own it until it’s bought and you leave…

"I am the biggest NPC"