Asian Oreo

This video is in Croation so:...Translation:

Guy:Today I am going to try the new Oreo BTS

Dog:No, don't eat that Oreo! You will be able to speak Chinese with these.

Guy:Ok how do you say that I have never spoken Chinese in my life I suddendly magicaly start speaking Chinese

Dog:My buddy had an owner who was black and when he ate that Oreo BTS he became Chinese. He barely got away so that this guy doesn't eat him.

Guy:Heh, what are you s****ing wtf

nom nom

starts speaking asian

Dog:It's OK, it didn't completly turn you into a Chinese, you just speak Chinese. I was already scared that you were going to eat me, Dajine

Guy:grabs a plate and fork

Dog:Dajine what are you holding in your hands it's not like you are going to eat me. Oh no his eyes shrunk which means that he really became Chinese.

Guy:NOM NOM!

Dog:Luckly I know a was to turn him back into a gangster. Eat this, p***y!

Guy:Ah, it's OK, OK, I see s**t

Dog:When I think about it, you were Chinese this whole time since it was tiny.

Guy:It's good that my tiny now.

Dog:It is.

Guy:It's tiny, it's tiny...It's tiny what do I do?

There may be some translation errors but i hope it's ok.