Gotta use the Pythagorean theorem for this one

As a dude who sits to pee, I actually Lol’ed

Sometimes malicious compliance backfires

No no no, you're supposed to sit cross-legged on the seat, and pee straight up so it falls back down between your legs and into the toilet

Delightful nonsense lol

Just lean over like a normal person

I think my hypotenuse is too short for this method :/

Ha ha we've all seen 40 year old virgin

Stop getting bonuhs then. Simpals!

This was really dumb, and it made me laugh.

I just use the back tank