We’re not entirely sure why

Smegma

Man, I miss my plastic bags full of plastic bags. Where I live, they're banned at big retail stores - you have to use paper or a reusable bag instead. The last time I moved, I had so many plastic bags my mother made fun of me and I let her throw them away. Now I have just a handful from the Before Times and they were useful for so many things - little garbage can liners, litterbox scoop bags, trash bags for the car, ways to sort stuff.

Smegma

Hey, pal! That is so unfair! Mine are shoved between the fridge and the wall.

Just casually posed in front of a $6,000usd fridge. Looks like a chump

Smegma

Getting big smegma vibes from this

Smeg

They also had to wipe their own asses. Can you imagine having an ass and eating food. Terrifying.

the plastic bags hung on a wall at my old house