They’re escaping Facebook

I’m ovulating and I’m a man

Wait till he runs out of cocaine and he comes down. He'll be a real ninja turtle then

Great, someone decided to combine Star Wars Kid with the Marlboro Man.

I must be getting old, cuz i dont hate it.. lmfao

Social media has really brought all these bad ass fighters to light. Never knew there were so many trained fighters out there. Really can't judge a book by its cover.

May we all still have this mobility at his age.

I wonder which Ninja Turtle was his favorite.

https://i.redd.it/twjhcvpgmrvh1.gif

If I’m single when I’m 60 this is going to be me.